this one's for the vacant

chronically-awesome:

jmbalfour:

Please tell me I’m not the only person who would rather stab an ice pick in her thigh than wear this thing? Even in private, let alone in public.

Just… no.

Umm. If Ian brought one of these things home? I would rush him to the ER because I’d be pretty sure he’d had a stroke.

i want one for me and owen but i want it to be shaped like a BUTT