this one's for the vacant

brooklynbridg:

oldtobegin:

turns out “nice clothes” means “hey, dude, your hair is still wet and you should probably put something on that giant zit and did you buy that horse sweater at a flea market or what?”

answer to all of that: yes.

Last night a boy was at my house while my hair dried and he tried to ask me a question about women and hair but it turned out to be a statement:  What a hassle! 

he ain’t wrong!