February 2011
do you have the tickets?
when my parents and i would go on vacation or go to a concert, my dad and i teased my mom mercilessly. she’d get really nervous about all the little logistical items, and the easiest way to rile her up was to ask her if she had the tickets.
what i liked then was that no matter how many times you asked her, she always had to check. you could be waiting for an elevator and say “mom, do...
January 2011
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shaggy & roger
aerialcircus:
are the un-coached names Quinn just gave the hermit crabs I got him
get him to change shaggy to zapp ASAP
Myers-Briggs Dating Field Guide
littleorphanammo:
philolzophy:
INTJ-
Why you want one: It’s kind of intoxicating to be around someone this smart and serious. It’s really sexy for as long as you can go without getting compliments/any affirmation that they like you back. Spoiler Alert: Oblivious misers. Where to find one: Home alone, reading something really interesting, generally not giving a fuck. Pickup technique: Figure...
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praise from my boss's boss
on the phone with the head of the communications department about a pernicious little project we’ve been working on for days. she asks me to check with the executive director on the text, blah blah blah. then she says, and i paraphrase from memory:
i just want to say that i’ve noticed a lot of the different work you’ve been doing on our journal and all the various print...
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siberia:
suicidewatch: Big Black “Heart Beat”...
i got my period while i was on all those customer...
as rbbt sez, THERE WAS BLOOD SHED THIS NIGHT.
never book anything you care about through...
:(
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Fantasy cartography always inspires my mind
stuffidostuffilike:
HOGWARTS:
NARNIA:
NEVERLAND:
MIDDLE EARTH:
OZ:
WONDERLAND:
owen and i were gonna clean the house this morning
but we’ve just been sitting on the couch for a few hours. =____=
P Diddy sued for $1 trillion, blamed for 9/11 →
victorfranko:
Seriously… apparently.
Sign 'O' the Times is great, but it's not near the...
clintisiceman:
I don’t really get why it’s so widely considered Prince’s best album.
i love sign o’ the times. but it suffers from a little too much vamping—tons of great songs with super-long outros.
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abloodymess:
girlyoulion:
Regarding what Owen and people have been posting:
Carlos and I routinely look at celebrity boobs together. We’ll be watching a movie and go “oh, I wonder what her tits look like” and google away. I grab his leg when John Slattery comes on TV, and it’s okay! I know he has a thing for Scarlett Johanneson, and that’s okay too! I will admit that there is a line drawn...
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