January 2011
NYE
owen and i both feel like we’re fending off colds, so we canceled the bar plans, got a bit tipsy, ate a nice steak dinner here at home in our fancy party clothes, then changed into pajamas and watched fellowship of the ring while eating leftover christmas cookies. i’m sure we’ll make it to midnight, then we’ll kiss, and then we’ll go to bed.
HERE’S TO A...
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So am I basically the only person here who didn't...
clintisiceman:
Except for my being poorer than I’ve ever been in my life, it was actually really awesome.
i didn’t hate 2010 with a burning passion, because i think years are sort of arbitrary markers of time. a bunch of crappy shit happened to me this year, but lots of awesome stuff happened, too. just like every year.
2010: Year In Review
no self control. let’s hit it.
1. What did you do in 2010 that you’d never done before? Took a “grownup” vacation.
2. Did you keep your New Year’s Resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I didn’t make any. I probably won’t make any. I like the idea of the new year as a time to think about stuff, but I don’t really feel like it’s a one-and-done...
December 2010
Teach me how to Douglas Martin
Made myself lol
This is me and owen right now →
I can’t post videos from my phone :(
The Awl's Jack Stuef on how to say '2011' →
Coupled with the extra time it takes to say “two-thousand eleven” out loud or in one’s head, and that costs American business 95 billion hours a productivity a year at a cost of $49 trillion a year, according to two figures I just made up.
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sneerpiece:
showerbeers:
lattershed:
classybroad:
I am a unique and special snowflake because of the way I do this thing.
i perform mundane tasks in an unusual manner. perhaps i may receive validation from the internetverse?
I USUALLY DO THINGS NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF WHILE DOING THEM IN A WAY THAT EVEN SURPRISES MYSELF WITH HOW UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT IT IS.
YOU ARE CLEARLY ZOOEY...
although janeane garofalo is probably a better...
who would play me in the movie?
lizzy caplan with a pair of glasses.
are you serious?
i’m sorry i said “mormon shithead,” i don’t even know if he’s mormon and i was just being hyperbolic/vitriolic. go ahead and unfollow me.
so angry
dear member of my association,
hi. i know you’re the most important person on the planet today. i know that because you only make $200,000 a year now instead of the $750,000 a year you believed was possible before the great practice slowdown that you conservative fucks all blame on our black president, you really need to register for our annual meeting this year so you can write it off on your taxes. i get it. good for...
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Aerial Circus: for jess; an old "draft" about rape... →
aerialcircus:
I had dinner last night with my friend *****, who is Jewish, and during dinner we started talking about “Hitler humor.” At one point in the discussion, he brought up “The Great Dictator”- an old Charlie Chaplin movie which, to his knowledge, was the “first” Hitler joke; made while Hitler was still…
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indy.a.m.: littleorphanammo: oldtobegin replied to... →
littleorphanammo:
littleorphanammo:
oldtobegin replied to your post: what exactly is slut shaming anyway?
i agree that being shamed is at least in large part in control of the shamee, but i don’t think being sensitive to shaming necessarily makes you a bad or weak person.
And I’m not judging…
It’s possible that I’m coming across wrong, possibly patronizing or pedantic or sanctimonious and...
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