I finally bought this friend I’ve been admiring in CVS since October. Today was the day.

I finally bought this friend I’ve been admiring in CVS since October. Today was the day.

indispensable

"Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery."

Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

(via love-and-radiation)

Drew Barrymore brow game. Don’t tweeze em. Just fill em in.

Drew Barrymore brow game. Don’t tweeze em. Just fill em in.

istealforksfromrestaurants:

oldtobegin:

khaleesi-rhaggat:

i no longer have to crack an egg by smacking it with a fork and/or slamming it on a counter what a time to be alive

watch for the egg cracker, STAY FOR THE EZ SCRAMBLER.

I heard EZ Cracker was your mom’s nickname in college. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jElSZFo3XFo

kandelinsky:

Todo es imposible I

khaleesi-rhaggat:

i no longer have to crack an egg by smacking it with a fork and/or slamming it on a counter what a time to be alive

watch for the egg cracker, STAY FOR THE EZ SCRAMBLER.

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy, via spushi)

harharhar:

This is happening at GOG.com right now. FYI. That includes classic SimCity 2000 for $2.39.

alpha centauri!

harharhar:

This is happening at GOG.com right now. FYI. That includes classic SimCity 2000 for $2.39.

alpha centauri!